this week i’ve been in a very good mood (the beautiful weather helps) and i feel like i am in need for some writing about myself. also, i just saw in my good friend Julia’s blog that she wrote simple sentences about herself.
so i am stealing your idea Julia. sorry. (don’t worry, I assume very few people read this blog anyway. and those who do probably have given up recently since i haven’t been posting. whoops)
SOME THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT PAIGE.
well, we’ll just start with…
i love peanut butter and jelly (i am sitting at the moment with a box of wheat thins open on my lap, a 42 oz jar of organic strawberry jam sitting open on the desk in front of me, and two containers of natural peanut butter on my desk to my right. YES, i have a problem)
now that i’ve talked about PB&J, I have to tell a quick funny story.
I have a wallet that very closely resembles a PB&J (people love it), I have even featured it on this blog before. Anyways, I have recently brought it back to life, and last Friday, I was quietly sitting on a bench at the Palmer Museum of Art taking notes on the painting “David with the Head of Goliath” (a biblical story i have always loved for some reason) for my Art History class. Next to me on the bench sits my PB&J wallet with my phone and chapstick inside. I feel a tap on my shoulder.
"Excuse me, ma’am, no food in the museum."
"Uhhmm, this is a wallet." I smile awkwardly.
"Oh, .. oh!" He looks away uncomfortably, and as he walks a little to quickly away, says, "very realistic!"
hahahahahaha LOLZ ( personally, i am not a “lol”er, more of a “haha”er, but writing LOLZ just allows me to mock the acronym.. just like I bought and wore a trucker hat the other day even though i hate them so much that i call them “douche-bag hats” because douche-bag guys are usually the ones who wear them [the completely flat-billed ones with the gold sticker are the worst … i’ll have to purchase one…. or steal one from a guy at a frat…. i’m so devious :) ])
back to the story: WHY would i just be sitting an un-plastic-bagged PB&J next to me on a museum bench? GAWSH, dude. I’m weird, but not THAT weird.
THIS IS MY PROBLEM IN LIFE. i get too easily distracted by other fun things. This is why I can’t write an effective essay in English 015. I get off track, and I suck at organization, and I get bored.
i guess i’ll start over on my simple sentences about myself.
if YOU, my only dedicated blog reader, even care…
-i love peanut butter and jelly.
-i am slightly dependent on gum.
-i want WAY too much out of life and am often stressed out because I want to experience everything.
-i really enjoy Goodwill.
-i like sardines and anchovies.
-my favorite color is teal
EHH.. screw this. if you read my blog, you know everything I like already
plus, i keep being tempted to turn this list into a bucket list… i just want to keep typing:
"-one day, i want to…"
my bucket list grows everyday. i better accomplish it all.
I guess I’ll give you a QUICK overview of da list:
(traveltheworld makes up a lot of what i want to do during my life)